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The Top 10 Most Outrageous Exercises I’ve Ever Seen
by: Nick Nilsson
In the course of my experience working and
training in gyms, I’ve seen people doing some incredibly
"interesting" exercises. Unfortunately, it’s usually because these
people have not been properly instructed in exercise technique.
Here are some of the top winners. Remember, these
are actual exercises that I’ve seen people do. I made the names of the
exercises up to match the lunacy of how they look.
DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME! OR AT THE GYM! OR
ANYWHERE!!!
1. Dumbell Hair Combs - Start by holding a
dumbell in front of you. Do a front raise with it then whip the dumbell back and
over the top of your head like you’re combing your hair with it. Make sure to
just miss your skull.
2. Hog-tied Face-Rubs - Lie on your stomach on
the floor. Grasp your ankles behind your back and rub your face back and forth
on the ground repeatedly. Continue until you’ve had enough.
3. Abdominal Earthquakes - Lie on the floor on
your back in the classic start position of a crunch. Now yank as hard as you can
on the back of your head up and down and thrash your legs around in the air like
you’re fending off starving dogs. This evidently works your abs. You will
resemble Jello that has just been dropped on the floor. Your face should be as
red as a tomato by the time you’re done.
4. The Arm Wrecker - Do one cheating,
momentum-filled rep of an arm exercise with ridiculously heavy weight then swing
your arms around as fast as you can in a circle to get blood to the muscle. This
technique will either help your arm grow or will smack the person waiting to use
the machine/weights next.
5. Pelvic Demolisher - Stand with your fingers
interlocked behind your head. Do a pelvic thrust forward and drop your spinal
column down and backwards about 6 inches. This exercise is best done in front of
a large group of people.
6. Dumbell Doggy Digs - Bend over at the waist so
that your back is rounded completely over like an arch. Your legs should be
completely straight and locked out. You should look like you are trying hard to
touch your toes but not really succeeding. Hold two dumbells down at
arms-length. Now spin them round and round repeatedly just off the floor so that
you resemble a dog digging a hole.
7. Pec Rockets - Set the pec deck machine with
far too much weight for you to handle safely. Make sure you are very sweaty and
slippery before attempting this one. First, use your entire bodyweight to get
one arm pad up to the front. Then, throw yourself at the other one to get it to
the front. Hold them there for a half-second then get shot four feet out across
the floor as you squirt from the machine like a greased banana.
8. Rush-Hour Bench Press - This exercise is done
on the vertical seated chest press machine that has a foot pedal to help raise
the weight to the starting position. Use this pedal at the bottom of every
single rep to bounce the weight back up. Your footwork will resemble that of
someone in rush-hour traffic going from 0 to 60 to 0 every 3 seconds.
9. Close-Grip, Behind-The-Neck Shoulder Press -
Sit in a shoulder press station, gripping the bar overhead with about 6 inches
between your hands. Bring the bar down directly behind your head. Be sure to
lean forward 45 degrees and round your back over so that your shoulder joints
and lower back each get their fair share of trauma.
10. C.P.R. Bench Press - Start by loading your
safe maximum bench press weight onto the bar. Now add 20 more pounds just to be
safer. Have your spotter lift the bar off the rack for you. Lower it 2 inches on
your own power then allow it to drop and cave in your rib cage. Be sure your
spotter is a strong deadlifter before attempting this exercise as you will need
them to pull the bar off you at the bottom of every rep. When your spotter has
pulled the bar off you after the first rep and is trying to put it back on the
racks, yell out "I’ve got six more reps!"
Remember that this is just a small sample of
things I have actually seen people doing. Please be sure when you do your
exercises that you take the time to learn proper form and, if you do see someone
performing an exercise that is potentially harmful, tactfully assist them.
For more information about exercise technique and
errors, go to http://www.fitstep.com/Library/Exercises/Exercises.htm
About The Author
Nick Nilsson is Vice President of BetterU, Inc.,
an online exercise, fitness, and personal training company. Check out his latest
eBook "The Best Exercises You've Never Heard Of" at http://www.thebestexercises.com
or visit http://www.fitstep.com.
You can contact him at betteru@fitstep.com
or subscribe to BetterU News, his fitness newsletter at betterunews@fitstep.com
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